Subject: IRS Rebate Check

How to use Your IRS Rebate check

  As you may have heard, the Bush Administration said each of us would
get a rebate check to stimulate the economy.
  If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs, if we purchase a
computer it will go to India, if we purchase fruit and vegetables it will
go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala, if we purchase a good car it
will go to Japan, if we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and
none of it will help the American economy.
  We need to keep that money here in America. The only way to keep that
money here at home is to spend it at yard sales, since those are the
only businesses still in the US.

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